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Rounding up

January 10, 2010

The Whitecross arm of the Inbetween writing project is almost coming to an end – it’s amazing how quickly the time has gone. Now that the pictures and poems inspired by the stall holders are done – all that remains is to complete the audio tour to the market. I have recorded several versions of an audio tour that leads from Old Street Market to Whitecross. over the coming weeks I will be meeting with a sound artist to make the finishing touches to the tour and then make it available for download so that people wishing to visiit the fantastic whitecross market can do so via a poetic guide.

I will also shortly be showing the stall holders thir pictures and poems and hope to be able to get some postcards made for the market featuring said poems and pictures – more news to follow.

Joseph Coelho
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Directed and Devised by Jonathon Lloyd
Co-written by Joseph Coelho
Showing until 20th February
www.polkatheatre.com

“An Invite From The Queen”
A musical in a book
Words by Joseph Coelho
Music by Matthew King
Illustrations by Neil Irish
Narrated by Griff Rhys Jones
Order online
www.hmdt.org.uk

Blogs:
www.poetryjoe.com
www.twitter.com/poetryjoe
www.inbetweenwriting.wordpress.com
www.litandspokensc.wordpress.com

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Wanna Book? Come Take A Look

January 10, 2010

All manner of books
If you only just look
There are chapters that hook
And meals for cooks
and tips for crooks
If you only just look
All manner of books.

Joseph Coelho
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Directed and Devised by Jonathon Lloyd
Co-written by Joseph Coelho
Showing until 20th February
www.polkatheatre.com

“An Invite From The Queen”
A musical in a book
Words by Joseph Coelho
Music by Matthew King
Illustrations by Neil Irish
Narrated by Griff Rhys Jones
Order online
www.hmdt.org.uk

Blogs:
www.poetryjoe.com
www.twitter.com/poetryjoe
www.inbetweenwriting.wordpress.com
www.litandspokensc.wordpress.com

First With Food

January 10, 2010

When he arrived at Whitecross
There was no food!
People wandered the cobbled streets
Starving!
Sucking dew from the lamp posts
Licking petals of flowers in window boxes
Dreaming up dishes and eating in their sleep.

Then he arrived.

With a band and a fan fare
With special baked potatoes
Ozzing with butter

With sausages wrestled from turkish shores
With Halloumi grilled – not to perfections
but to something beyond perfect.

And the market was fed
The traders swapped their swollen bellies
For flat caps
The city workers exchanged lunchtime belly growls
for laughter and cheer
And the flowers in the window boxes
Kept all of their petals.

Joseph Coelho
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Directed and Devised by Jonathon Lloyd
Co-written by Joseph Coelho
Showing until 20th February
www.polkatheatre.com

“An Invite From The Queen”
A musical in a book
Words by Joseph Coelho
Music by Matthew King
Illustrations by Neil Irish
Narrated by Griff Rhys Jones
Order online
www.hmdt.org.uk

Blogs:
www.poetryjoe.com
www.twitter.com/poetryjoe
www.inbetweenwriting.wordpress.com
www.litandspokensc.wordpress.com

Spiced At Dawn

January 10, 2010

When day light is still crawling
And the last breath of night can be felt
He sprinkles chillis and masala’s
On the day’s curries.

Crushes Cardamon pods
With the last twinkles of stars
Grounds nutmeg with the promise of sunshine
Melts ghee with waking hours.

Joseph Coelho
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Directed and Devised by Jonathon Lloyd
Co-written by Joseph Coelho
Showing until 20th February
www.polkatheatre.com

“An Invite From The Queen”
A musical in a book
Words by Joseph Coelho
Music by Matthew King
Illustrations by Neil Irish
Narrated by Griff Rhys Jones
Order online
www.hmdt.org.uk

Blogs:
www.poetryjoe.com
www.twitter.com/poetryjoe
www.inbetweenwriting.wordpress.com
www.litandspokensc.wordpress.com

Netty’s Giant Cup Cake

January 10, 2010

When Netty arrived at Whitecross with her cup cake, people were scared. Never before had a cup cake of such humunguous proportions been seen before. Sure people had seen big marrows, big pumpkins, even giant cherry tomatoes but never, never ever a cup cake.

Now, as I’m sure you’re aware, cup cakes are normally small tasty cakes which require little more than two bites to finish them off and can very easily fit in tha palm of a child’s hand. Netty’s cake was massive it required two very strong men to lift it up onto her stall and one would certainly need to take a couple of days off work if they were determined to eat the whole thing without sharing ( but to do so would be terribly greedy and un-cake-appreciator like).

Just like it’s size -the taste of Netty’s Giant Cup Cake was equally as engorged. The children that nibbled at it’s edges spoke of flavours beyond words. Of chocolate that tasted as if it had poured than and there from a Sri Lankan Cocao Bean, of cherries so juicy that if you simply threw your gaze upon them – they would burst! And the icing! The icing was a wonder not only to taste but to behold for it sparkled! You may be familiar with frosted icing, that has a certain amount of shine, which is all well and good, but the sparkle on Netty’s Giant Cup Cake came with a safety warning! Netty had toured the country with her giant cup cake and had got into a spot of bother in Pontefract where an over-excited group of liquorice lovers stormed upon her stall on a bright sunny day and as the light caught the frosting it beamed directly into their eyes and blinded them instantly. Since that day Netty travels with a very large sign warning people not to look directly at the frosting and as an extra back up has sunglasses on standby for those who want to get really close. Do not let the fear of blindness stop you making it a visit to Netty’s Stall In Whitecross for it is a delight to behold.

Jerimiah Hundreds and Thousands
Market Cup Cake reviewer and appreciator

Joseph Coelho
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Directed and Devised by Jonathon Lloyd
Co-written by Joseph Coelho
Showing until 20th February
www.polkatheatre.com

“An Invite From The Queen”
A musical in a book
Words by Joseph Coelho
Music by Matthew King
Illustrations by Neil Irish
Narrated by Griff Rhys Jones
Order online
www.hmdt.org.uk

Blogs:
www.poetryjoe.com
www.twitter.com/poetryjoe
www.inbetweenwriting.wordpress.com
www.litandspokensc.wordpress.com

The Man With The Disks

January 10, 2010


You will hear his shine
Before you see him
It will refract to you
From the lips of others
Whispered in excited yelps.

He holds the markets memories
Tatooed across his skin
Every story, every event recorded
Lazered into the bit rate of his flesh.

You cannot read him
His boxed sets of knowledge
Must be haggled for
Must be won with a silver hand
Gleaned via a golden tongue.

Joseph Coelho
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Directed and Devised by Jonathon Lloyd
Co-written by Joseph Coelho
Showing until 20th February
www.polkatheatre.com

“An Invite From The Queen”
A musical in a book
Words by Joseph Coelho
Music by Matthew King
Illustrations by Neil Irish
Narrated by Griff Rhys Jones
Order online
www.hmdt.org.uk

Blogs:
www.poetryjoe.com
www.twitter.com/poetryjoe
www.inbetweenwriting.wordpress.com
www.litandspokensc.wordpress.com

The Chef

January 10, 2010

It’s got to be perfect!
Hand crafted!
Every bite must engender a savouring
A licking of lips
A gasp of pleasure.

The eggs must be organic
The feel rustic
The meats cured
The taste – sublime.

The pies should leap out at you
The game entice you
The smells – drive you to dribbling.

Joseph Coelho
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Directed and Devised by Jonathon Lloyd
Co-written by Joseph Coelho
Showing until 20th February
www.polkatheatre.com

“An Invite From The Queen”
A musical in a book
Words by Joseph Coelho
Music by Matthew King
Illustrations by Neil Irish
Narrated by Griff Rhys Jones
Order online
www.hmdt.org.uk

Blogs:
www.poetryjoe.com
www.twitter.com/poetryjoe
www.inbetweenwriting.wordpress.com
www.litandspokensc.wordpress.com

The Cake Man

January 10, 2010

There is a stall in Whitecross
With cakes.
Not the ordinary type
Baked with eggs and and flour and sugar
These cakes are 100% homemade
100% original
Made with the rarest
The most precious of ingredients!

Scrumptious Brownies dotted with chuckles
Which have you in chocolately hysterics
On every crumbly mouthful.

Delectable Bread Pudding enfused with love
Which has you sighing sweet nothings
With every gooey handful.

Cheese cakes layered on hugs
That cling to your tastebuds
That wrap you in their biscuity embrace.

Joseph Coelho
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Directed and Devised by Jonathon Lloyd
Co-written by Joseph Coelho
Showing until 20th February
www.polkatheatre.com

“An Invite From The Queen”
A musical in a book
Words by Joseph Coelho
Music by Matthew King
Illustrations by Neil Irish
Narrated by Griff Rhys Jones
Order online
www.hmdt.org.uk

Blogs:
www.poetryjoe.com
www.twitter.com/poetryjoe
www.inbetweenwriting.wordpress.com
www.litandspokensc.wordpress.com

The Scarf Man

January 8, 2010

He flows through Whitecross

Limbs a fluttering of silk

Arms winding around ladies necks

Fingers knotting

Beneath gentlemen’s chins.

 

His home is a charade of colours and textures

Speaking in knots and riddles and weaves

He tells of meetings and dates and winter mornings

Where he danced, hugged, impressed and dazzzled

Festooning the bridge to the body

Protecting the tunnel to the mind.

Joseph Coelho
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Directed and Devised by Jonathon Lloyd
Co-written by Joseph Coelho
Showing until 20th February
www.polkatheatre.com

“An Invite From The Queen”
A musical in a book
Words by Joseph Coelho
Music by Matthew King
Illustrations by Neil Irish
Narrated by Griff Rhys Jones
Order online
www.hmdt.org.uk

Blogs:
www.poetryjoe.com
www.twitter.com/poetryjoe
www.inbetweenwriting.wordpress.com
www.litandspokensc.wordpress.com

The Sugar Mummy

January 7, 2010

 

The Sugar Mummy  

You can hear the clicking
Of her candied heels
Along the cobbles of Whitecross.

“She so sweet she makes your teeth hurt”

Children flock
To the chocolate chips
That flutter from her truffle dress
As she saunters and sways
Toffee dripping from her fingers
In long sticky schlops.

She whispers milk duds
And shouts fizzy sours
As she parades
Under her sherbet-yellow umbrella
In Whitecross.

Joseph Coelho
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Directed and Devised by Jonathon Lloyd
Co-written by Joseph Coelho
Showing until 20th February
www.polkatheatre.com

“An Invite From The Queen”
A musical in a book
Words by Joseph Coelho
Music by Matthew King
Illustrations by Neil Irish
Narrated by Griff Rhys Jones
Order online
www.hmdt.org.uk

Blogs:
www.poetryjoe.com
www.twitter.com/poetryjoe
www.inbetweenwriting.wordpress.com
www.litandspokensc.wordpress.com